I’m calling this “Acerbic Monday” in honor of Joan Rivers. I’ve followed her for many years and one of my secret guilty pleasures in recent years was “Fashion Police.”
She wasn’t afraid to talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly of fashion. Female body parts, male body parts, putting them together, fatness, skinnyness, herself or just about anything else.
I don’t share that I watched that show with many people because most of my friends and my mom think it’s stupid, time wasting and a load of crap.
I’m just sharing it with you and the couple of other people that read my blog.
So please keep it on the down low.
There’s always that one person that knows how to push that “Irritating The Crap” out of you “button.”
You don’t want to ask but you need this favor and they happen to be the best one to grant your request at the moment.
So you shore it up and in your softest, politest voice you ask them for this little teensy tiny favor and they say,
“You didn’t say please!.”
Some days you are like, all laid back and nothing can bother you, but today is not that day.
What you really feel like doing is beating the crap out of them but that is feelings you would only think about,
and you might act on them, but only in an alternate universe, not here.
Thus, alternate action:
Put a “shit eating grin” on your face and say “Pretty please with a cherry on top.”
Have a great day!
Original artwork by Sherry Key a.k.a. Skey
2.5″ x 3.5″ original very collectible art and trading card. Ink and watercolor on Bristol art paper.